DUMB, DUMBER, DUMBEST

N: Ang pag-aasawa kasi, hindi parang kanin na isusubo tapos iluluwa
J: Oo, pag naisubo mo na, wag mo na iluwa >:)
F: E bakit?
J: Kasi makalat :P

F: Hindi ko talga feel yung mga dati kung kaklase, pwera lang kung mahalaga sila sa kin
B: Oo, kaya nga yung taong mahalaga sa yo dati, feel na feel mo hanggang ngayon
F: Yess, gumaganon!

SC: Kasi madali lang yan eh. Use your own words in explaining.
F: Oo nga madali lang yan.
R: Sige nga, paano?
F: Newton's first law- walang magyayari kung walang gagalaw
R: Ay anu ba yun?!
F: Newton's second law of motion- mas mabigat, mas maraming effort ang kailangan. Hindi bibilis pag mabigat.
R: Haha! Uy, tama na.
F: Ang formula na F=Ma, madali lang yan. Parang relationship ni father, mother at anak. When F/M=a; same with "When father is over mother, it is equal to anak" :P Oh di ba? BASIC

D: Oh? Kamusta ang NCAE?
F: Ayos, ITLOG!
D: Anong itlog?!
F: Mas madali pa kay tweety bird :P
D: Ano ba si tweety bird?
F: SISIW, duh?

More coming soon :)

THE UST EXPERIENCE (and the aftermath)

As I've told some of my friends the UP experience, I'll now convey the UST experience... Traffic sa pasukan sabi ko: Daddy, wala akong baon *NR* 5 minutes later sabi ko: Mommy, wala akong baon *NR din* 5 minutes later sabi ko: Ui, wala akong BAON! *NR pa rin,, leche* sabi ko: HOY! NARIRINIG NIYO BA KO?! WALA AKONG BAON! GUTOM NA KO DITO PA LANG! NASAAN NA ANG BURGER MCDO? ANG HERSHEY'S MILK CHOCOLATE? ANG C2?! sabi nila: Tiisin mo. Paglabas mo saka tayo kakain. haii buhay... pumila kami tampo ako pilyn: Bute pa sila may baon. Ako, candy lang. mommy: ang drama mo anak. Gusto mo lang ng chocolate e. pilyn: *guilty* E sabi niyo bibili niyo ko ng food e. Masama pa naman akong magutom. mommy: Oo, masama din akong magalit. *MAYDAY MAYDAY! WARNING OVER HEAT NA ANG ULO NI MOMMY! mainit kasi. hmpp* umandar na rin ang pila. pasok sa UST. kumakalam ang sikmura. hanap sa room. nakita ang room at pumasok. umupo. nakita si tintin. HELLO HELLO! tapos nag CR kadiri! bumalik sa classroom at nag exam. Mental Ability easy easy lan sa simula kinausap ng proctor: You don't have a number 2 monggol pencil pilin: Hindi po. Kontento na ko sa lapis ko. *sa loob-loob: Cheap yun, ambagal pa. Akin mas maganda STABILO EXAM GRADE! Ba't ko naman pagpapalit 'to sa monggol ha?* natatawa sagot lang easy easy tapos nung sinabe ng proctor 10 minutes WT?! minadali hindi natapos hinulaan ang natitirang 3 items English nagmamadali na nadala sa mental ability natapos pero hindi sigurado sa sagot tinatamad mag-review May naglabas ng nuggets sa tabi ko. May naglabas ng toblerone sa unahan ko. May uminom ng pokarisweat sa southwest ko. Ako ang kawawang batang WALANG BAON... Math naiiyak sa gutom pero sagot lan nagmamadali pa rin pero inanalyze natapos nakita ang mga mayayabang na kulang na lang ay maglagay sa noo nila ng: "Mas una akong natapos sa 'yo. BELAT." inat inat pa sila hmp. Science sabi ko: Nako. Bobo ako dito. Saya naman. May natatandaan pala ako. Nakakaduling ang gutom. May nalagtawan, binalikan, binura dahil wala sa tamang number. Natapos. sabi ko: YES LORD! MAKAKAKAIN NA KO. ILOVEYOUSOOO~ Pag labas, nagmamadali. Diretso sa sinabing tagpuan TAE bat wala sila tumawag "asan kayo?" "KFC, umuorder ng pagkain mo." HUYES! LORD! ILOVEYOUSOOO~ pagbili sa KFC kumain sa sasakyan MMM SHARAP umuwi... MALLING TIME NA! Pumunta sa Robinsons Supermarket sila Comic Alley ako Bumili ng lace sa ID nakita ni kuya sabi niya: Sige miss. Pili ka lang. Magaganda yang mga yan. Pati ako nagandahan ee. *mhm, patay tayo dito Felyne!* pilin: Ah ganun poh ba kuya. Sige po, mamimili lang ako. kuya: Ilang taon ka na ba? *ayan na* ... kuya: Hulaan ko, 16 no? pilin: OPO kuya: Ah ganun ba? Hehe. Ako 21 ee. *tinatanong ko ba?* kuya: Saan ka nakatira? pilin: Diyan-diyan lang poh kuya: Ah, ako sa Caloocan ee. *Sige. Self-interview.* kuya: May friendster ka? pilin: wala po kuya: bakit? pilin: basta *paki mo ba?*. Sige kuya, bilin ko na to *nice one* kuya: Sige. Add mo ko aa. Ang e-mail ko ay _______________@yahoo.com *wala nga akong friendster @#%^^&$%?!* alis. dumaan sa GMA bazaar. nakita ang isang artistang ayaw ko. umalis kaagad. pumunta sa supermarket. nakakita ng socks na may ruffles. nagpabili. Yehey. Parang bata lang. Umuwi na rin. ...at doon poh natapos ang araw ko... I don't want to use that language anymore. Haha! It's much more challenging to me than using English. It was an über tiring day. Exhausted much. But I love all the things that I bought. Tomorrow will be our team building day! No classes to SAC-CB! I love this life!

P.S. I'm still not over you

[verse 1] Whats up? I know we haven't spoken for a while But I was thinkin bout you And it kinda made me smile So many things to say And I'll put em in a letter Thought it might be easier The words might come out better How's your mother, how's your little brother? Does he still look just like you? So many things I wanna know the answers to Wish I could press rewind And rewrite every line To the story of me and you [chorus] Don't you know I've tried and I've tried To get you out my mind But it don't get no better As each day goes by And I'm lost and confused I've got nothin to lose Hope to hear from you soon P.S. I'm still not over you Still not over you [verse 2] Excuse me, I really didn't mean to ramble on But there's a lot of feelings that remain since you've been gone I guess you thought that I would put it all behind me But it seems there's always somethin right there to remind me Like a silly joke, or somethin on the t.v. Boy it aint easy When I hear our song I get that same old feeling Wish I could press rewind Turn back the hands of time And I shouldn't be telling you

[chorus] Don't you know I've tried and I've tried To get you out my mind But it don't get no better As each day goes by And I'm lost and confused I've got nothin to lose Hope to hear from you soon P.S. I'm still not over you Still not over you Did you know I kept all of your pictures Don't have the strength to part with them yet Oh no.... Tried to erase the way your kisses taste But some things a girl can never forget [chorus] Don't you know I've tried and I've tried To get you out my mind But it don't get no better As each day goes by And I'm lost and confused I've got nothin to lose Hope to hear from you soon P.S. I'm still not over you Still not over you >>>Felyne: Here I go again. Why can't I stop doing this<<<

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Are there any significant experiences you have had, or accomplishments you have realized, that helped define you as a person?

I have lots of accomplishments in life that I would love to brag about on this essay but I know that this is not an extra sheet for the academic information part of the admission application form; so there is no place for proud sermons or lengthy lists here. My awards, whatever they may be or wherever may I have gotten them, doesn’t really matter that much to my being. I see them as blessings from God which makes me feel that He is there to guide me when I ask for His guidance that is why I succeed in the things that I do. I also see them as rewards for the hard work I’ve exerted and the time I’ve allocated just to get my name next to glorious titles. They make my faith in God and credence in my capabilities deeper and more sensible. Also, they make my parents proud. If I would use them to define my being, that would make me a spectacular person. However, I won’t. They are just undertakings and they are nowhere near my definition.

Similarly, if I were to define myself with the opposite of achievements, which are failures, then that would leave me as a self-loather whose odium is pointed towards herself. I don’t want to be a morose individual who wouldn’t initiate or take a stand because of fear that he might make a mistake. I don’t want to act perfunctorily or feel obligated to do a duty. That would lead me nowhere near success.

Meanwhile, there’s no event in my life that would sound defining to my personality. I’m not an abused child; I’m not a death-reminiscing person; I’m not a teenage drug addict. My life story is not anywhere near dramatic nor anywhere near a winning story piece for a true-to-life movie. I am content with my life right now and I am a blessed being whose life is simple and clean.

Therefore, I conclude that if I were to define myself, I would come up with nothing. No words, no events, no anything to define me as a person.

I’ve spent days and days exploring the little corners of my mind that may have retained in them pieces of memory. I was seeking for the apposite events along the road that would best define my being, but I found none. In spite of this, I’m not disappointed that I was not able to rattle an event out of my brain. In fact, I am very much pleased to discover that I am beyond any word for comparison.

I refuse to be placed near any word in the dictionary because I’m too complex for them. I refuse to be the variable x in a mathematical equation for: one, I never liked math; and two, I don’t want to be placed in a set bounded by two braces or in a line bounded by two end points. I don’t want any limiting mark. This idea inspires me to grow, improve and adjust. I believe every person has to do so to surpass the trials in life.

My definition may be unknown but my life is meaningful. I define life but life doesn’t define me. Nothing would suffice to delineate me. No boundaries would exist to demarcate my being.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a girl who doesn’t know what she has, what she needs and what she wants. I perfectly know my preferences. I’ve discovered them through my experiences and during all the programs our guidance counselors make us undergo. I just don’t want to be defined. I want to remain vague until the end of my time. I want this because I want to make the most out of this life God has given me and be more than what definitions make me. I don’t want to be linear when it comes to myself. I am an unsorted, unbounded, and undefined person and I am happy being one.